Join the Leonard Nimoy Fanclub

Hello, my name is Stefan Varner.

I wrote this song of dedication to the likes of the Leonard Nimoy Fan Club.

It's title bares the name "Join the Leonard Nimoy Fan Club"




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Join the Leonard Nimoy fan club
Its the most logical thing to do
Forget your wives and children
They mean nothing to you.

Join the Leonard Nimoy fan club
And visit the distant stars
Forget your boss and the money you've lost
And take a stroll on Mars.

Join the Leonard Nimoy fan club
Put on your plastic ears
Distort your hand into an uncomfortable shape
and give Leonard Nimoy three cheers!

Leonard Nimoy is a flawless gem
With which of our likes cannot compare
If he were to get up and leave us
We would wallow in our despair.

So join the Leonard Nimoy fan club
That we might rise up and name our new king
Crown him with a crown of gold
And to his presence we will continue to sing!




Thank you.

That was my song.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writting it, and as much as my bored co-workers enjoyed it.

Have a lovely day. Or evening.